EP. 85 " People Know How To Pick Their A$$.."

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Cindy shares the word of the week, Kristen drowned her pet hermit crab, and the girls play animal trivia.

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SPEAKER_00 0:00

You don't know that song? I do, but I can't I can't get on your mark where do you say let's go. I don't know, you know. Did I know it? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

I do know that part, but I can't think of how it's getting jiggy woody. Oh duh. That's horrible. Hey pitch, hey pitch, hey bitch.

SPEAKER_00 0:27

Hey guys, it's Kristen and Cindy, and you're listening to a pot out it all. We're gonna pop out it all. And welcome back. And welcome if you're new. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

How are we today? And what's coming down? Fabulous. Fabulous. Um a fabulous day. It makes me feel fabulous. So today was kind of like weird a little bit. You feel fabulous and skinny. What was weird?

SPEAKER_00 0:49

You said I told you to have body this morning.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

And I was always thin and in good shape. So in my mind, I still think I am.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

But I have the opposite where I think I'm skinny, and I look in the mirror and I'm like, oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Or I'll see a video and I'm like, damn, bitch. Carrying a refrigerator on your back. Fuck. And it's like, but yeah, because I always worked out. I always ate healthy and I was always tiny because I like to have my beer and shit. So I saw how to rant all I did literally to be skinny, and I was fucking skinny and in great shape. And all I did was run two miles every day. That was it. Nothing more, nothing less.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

Running is not good for you. Well, it was for me, girl.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

I had a nice booty, nice bones. I was skinny as fuck. I wore a size four. Jeez. And I look good, bitch. And in my mind, I wish I still did. But man, when you show me on them fucking TikTokers, or if we're on something and you're videoing it, and I look at myself, I'm like, who the fuck is that? Because I don't like it one bit. Okay, every time you cut me off it, I forget what I want to say.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

And it's so irritating.

SPEAKER_01 1:57

Were we talking about a shit show?

SPEAKER_00 1:59

I was gonna talk about oh today, but then I got distracted.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Yeah, you said today was kind of weird.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

Because we went to Barnes and Noble's and you know our spot, and I don't know. I just had the worst ADD. I was very overstimulated. There was a lot of people, we didn't get our regular seats.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Yeah, that's why it so it wasn't peaceful. Yeah, at all. Yeah. Well, we should have just sat at the bar and had a few drinks and we've been great. That's what we should have fucking did. Oh, we should have did that. Yeah, can you believe our Barnes and Obes has a full fucking bar? Full on. Full bar. Yeah, we told them we and it's great. That's what we should have did.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

We would have felt great. I forgot to fold these up, so go on, continue. Oh, and then I don't think I really had any shit shows, but um Yeah, you fell on your ass.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

I told them that. Oh, okay. But I hit it with my purse today and she's quite sure. Well, good, it's healing faster and it looks better. Well, it was an accident.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Yeah, well anyways.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Anything else? Did you watch a weird?

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Oh yes. So me and my cousin. Well, me and my mom and my cousin, we all watched Toy Story. That was so good. I loved it.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

I love Toy Story.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

I still think the second it was like a spinoff from the second one. And the second one's my favorite. I don't know why, it just is.

SPEAKER_01 3:22

It is good. Um I just need Disney to give me better fucking Toy Story merch. And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way. I need some better Toy Story merch. They need to get it together.

SPEAKER_00 3:34

They do.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Because if you want to make money. Well, some stuff is cute, but I want adult cute too.

SPEAKER_00 3:41

Really. I feel like the kid stuff is always cuter.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

Yeah, I guess it's not about me. It's not about the adults, I guess, but I want me some cute toy story merch. Hit me up and let's let's let's let's collab. Yeah, let's collab. We'll sell it for you. I want 10% because you're gonna make a fortune. 10, that's it. Well, maybe 25. Shoot for the star. You might land amongst the stars. Don't go lower. Shoot for the stars, you might land amongst the start. Yeah, don't go lower. Oh, oh, we got a funny one. So I okay, so you know I have my word of the week. So I got two. But one is hysterical. So Well, I didn't finish saying I was watching. You always cut me off. Because I like myself.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

That is so rude. Okay, so then we me and my cousin last night we watched um this movie called Send Help with fine as fuck, Dylan O'Brien. Oh. And Rachel McAdams from I mean, we all know who we all know who Rachel McAdams is, let's get real. Um, and it was so it was like a horror comedy. It was so funny, and it was so fucking weird.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

And that's funny because I was in the other room and I could hear him laughing and then I could hear him going, This is weird. I actually had that thought in my mind, like me and her, like, we can't watch like devil type movies.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

I like scary movies, but I don't like the devil type shit. And it sucks because I've seen Insidious and I really liked it, but it scared the shit out of me at the same time. So, like, if I'm gonna watch, like, I'd rather watch that because that one's more of like psychic paranormal shit. But anyways, I can't sleep on myself. So I'll watch it, but I can't sleep on myself because I get nightmares, anyways. So if you haven't seen Send Help, you guys should totally watch it. It was so fucking weird. Anyways, go on.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

It's a weird how though.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

Um, well, it's about a plane crash. I know, because you're sitting there telling them. And they're in a I on an island and like it's just they're fucking psychotic. Why though? Well, they're straight up on an island.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

And I don't want to give it away because it's you just have to watch it.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

But are they like delirious and scared and all that?

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Well, I mean, it's just better not knowing. You have to go into it blind because you're gonna be like, what the fuck? It was not what I was expecting. Would I have liked it or no?

SPEAKER_01 6:02

Probably. Oh. I wouldn't have been shitting my pants. No, it's not scary.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

It's a thriller. It's a jump. There's a couple of jump scares in there.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Oh, okay. I know because I walked in the kitchen, you guys did it and scared me. I was like, I'm getting the fuck out of here. Okay, but anyway, so it's Cindy's word of the week. I need a nice jingle for that. I'm a good jingle person because I'll make up something and the whole house will sing it. Like Kristen growing up, I used to say, What is for dinner? I go, corn, corn, chicken and corn, corn corn, chicken and corn, corn, corn. And everybody would sing it.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

I also got a cute notebook today, and the girl at Home Goods was like, Oh my god, this is so cute.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

I was like, I know, let's see all the ones. I know, you got the last one. You know, sorry, go on. Yeah, so I gotta really think about it's the word of the week. It's a word of the week. And one is my own. But the first word is fuckacino. Oh god. Guess what fuccaccino means? Go fuck yourself. It's a double shot of bullshit served with the side of you got to be fucking kidding me. That's a fucca chino.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

Fuck a chino. Fuckacino, fucca chino, fucca chino. A double shot of bullshit served with the side, you gotta be fucking kidding me. And then the one I made up because this happens to me all the time, unfortunately. So I'll be walking around and my underwear just loves to go up my ass. It don't matter if it's big or small. I don't know if I give a little too much room or not enough room, but my underwear goes up my ass and I don't like it. Yeah. So there's point in times where somewhere, like in a parking lot, in Target, in fucking Treasure Joe's. It doesn't matter where. Where I just gotta dig deep. I gotta deep dig. That's what it's called. Deep dig. No, a dig deep. Yeah, I need to dig deep. So dig deep means that you take both your fucking hands and you put them in your pants and you pull fucking down your underwear and dig deep. Yeah, it's a deep dig because you got the underwear. Well, it's up your ass deep.

unknown 8:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:14

So sometimes it's a one-hand dig or two. So you were saying dig deep. Yeah, dig deep. I gotta dig deep, but sometimes you gotta do it in the front too. Sometimes you gotta dig deep in the front. So you could have a one-handed dig deep, two-handed, or one in the front, one in the back. But it's real quick. You just pull it down, put your hands back there. Or deep dig. What did you call it? Deep dig. I go, I need a deep dig. I go, my underwear's up my ass, and I gotta do a deep dig.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

Yeah, maybe you did. I don't know. Yeah, so it was funny. Mm-hmm. It was quite funny.

SPEAKER_01 8:45

But a lot of people do it too. But you just do it real quick. You take your palms of your hands and they're facing the outside. People know how to pick their ass. No, but you just put your hands and you put your hands all the way down in your ditch. However, you do it, it's a deep dig. Comes right out, and everything's and you do it quick. Deep dig. Less than one minute. No, one minute. Less than one second. No, it's about two seconds. Whoop, boom, and you feel great. It's a deep dig. Yeah, so anyway, I got a few tidy bits, uh, titty bits for you. Now, this is a good one. Let's women, you need to know this. Now, if you're being followed, you want to turn to the right four times. So if you're walking, just keep going right, like four times. Turn to the right, turn to the right, turn to the right, turn to the right, turn to the right. Since you get back to the same spot. So keep turning right. Now, they shouldn't be following you at this point. So, but if they are, let me tell you something. If they fucking still are after the four right turns, you better fucking get your kung fu out. You need to kung fu these motherfuckers because something ain't right. You gotta cause you gotta get your kung fu skills sharpened. And you need to go ham and go fucking nuts. And kick them in the nuts. Send them all the way up their throat.

SPEAKER_00 9:59

You should just let them shoot you because why you know what I mean? Oh no, you fucking. Like if you're gonna get taken and they have a gun. They're not gonna shoot you.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

If they have a gun, then you're supposed to drop to the floor, grab their fucking ankles, bite the fuck out of them.

SPEAKER_00 10:14

Because they're not gonna shoot you.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

I will bite him until I fucking pull his bones out of his ankle. I don't give a fuck. I don't like that shit. Sick. Now, let's go to a different tit. But that's a PSA. Now, did you know big forks make you eat less? Who would have numbed?

SPEAKER_00 10:34

How's that?

SPEAKER_01 10:35

A big fork makes you eat less. So I need to find me a pitchfork, bitch. But a big fork makes you eat less. But I don't know, that's just a fact. But my whole thing is, yeah, I guess so, because you can shove more shit on a big fork and you get full faster.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

Oh, is that what it is? No. I'm just thinking that.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

I just the the tit bit was a big fork makes you eat less.

SPEAKER_00 10:58

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

So my whole point was you could shovel more in your mouth, so you'd be full quicker. Duh. Right?

SPEAKER_00 11:05

Or you eat faster and then you're like, shit, I'm still.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

Maybe if I ate off a pitchfork. I look like I ate off a fucking pitchfork.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

You got some cute clothes today for once. Oh my god, and guess where I got 'em. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

We went to Walmart, and normally I'm the one that has a basket full of clothes, but this bitch. I know, and they're all nice. They fit well, and they were fucking cheap. I got two tank top, really nice ribbed tank top dresses. So they they're nice quality. They were like $10 each. I got a pretty pale pink and a fucking black one. So cute for $10 each. I got two tops, uh light, light pastel yellow, which I love, and a light pastel pink. They were six bucks each. Very cute. And I got a cute tank top. So I'm taking all this to Hawaii when I go.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

Yeah. And I just got some workout shorts that are perfect for my new job, and they're so comfortable. And I just uh I love it.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

Yeah, because I was like, damn, we need to go to Walmart because some chick on TikTok said they got a bunch of new clothes out to go. And I was like, okay, so we went and she wasn't lying, I'll tell you that. I gotta wash my hair still about it. Oh, it did stink. I kept getting wolves. I'm like, ew, it smells like old man. Mm-hmm. And the last tidbit I have for today, because I can cut it short. Um, did you did I ever tell you that dogs can smell cancer? No. Isn't that amazing? Dogs are just amazing. I love dogs. And you should let us have one. Yes. I think dogs are the best creature on. Is a dog a creature? It's an animal. And they're the best ones I've made. Now if a dog is twirling around that ass, sniffing it and sniffing it and sniffing it well. Yeah. I have dogs sniff my cooch. Well, I'm telling you, and you do have a little cooch problem. No, and they weren't like VD problems. They were just like you did it by fucking waxing your shit too hard. Oh yeah. But no, I think it's amazing. But my point is if a dog is really up in that ass, sniffing it well. Yeah. Real well, you better go get yourself a colonoscopy immediately. Interesting. Yeah, because if he's sniffing cancer and sniffing your ass, that means you need to get your ash checked. Well, what if you just have shit in there? No, no, no, no, no, no. It says they can smell it. So if they're really on that ass, take it seriously. It's not funny. It's not funny. Take it seriously. Anywhere there, if they're sniffing your tits real well, go get your tits checked. If they're sniffing that cooch cooch, get that checked either. Oh, I do have one good one and I'll be done. Because I found this to be fascinating. Oh. And I'm gonna quiz you. Oh. How many people in the world do you think, because you have famous people born on your birthday. How many people in this world do you think have the same birthday as you?

SPEAKER_00 14:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

Just take a guess.

SPEAKER_00 14:09

250,000.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Girl, that is way too fucking low. I said a million. No, that's not what you said. I did. I said a million. And you said 250,000. Yeah, I said. No, I'm talking people in the world. The world. Play the tape back. I said a million. But you didn't say how many. I said a million. That's it? The whole world. You only think 2.5 million. In the whole fucking world. There's said. There's a lot of people in the whole world. Exactly. And you'll be amazed to find out how many people share the same birthdays. How many? 22 million people. Oh wow. That is a lot. Have the same. And it goes up every year. I mean, yeah, that makes sense. This is where we're at right now, but every year it goes up. I have a lot of other good ones, but I'll save them. Anyway, what are we doing today, bitch?

SPEAKER_00 14:56

So we have trivia. Oh and I um wrote these questions a long time ago, so nobody say that I knew the answer just because I wrote them, okay? Because I wrote these like a month ago and I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

So you remember how many poops she took in one day. Okay, am I asking you?

SPEAKER_00 15:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

Here we go.

unknown 15:16

All right.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

Animal trivia questions since we just talked about animals.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

Isn't that funny? Hold the mic still. What is the deadliest creature in the world? Ooh, I know this if you asked me. The deadliest creature Yeah, we talked about this world. Yes. Yeah. Isn't that crazy though? Yeah. That's fucking nutso. I know. That's where you gotta wear that bug spray morning, noon, and night. I know. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

What size is a newborn kangaroo?

SPEAKER_01 15:44

Oh, a newborn kango. Yeah. A newborn kango. It's very surprising. Okay. A newborn what size like mean weight or tight like you're comparing it to something.

SPEAKER_00 15:56

It's gonna be the size of a certain thing.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Oh, well that don't help me then. Like a fruit? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. So if I'm uh so I have to figure it in the size of a fruit. Um a fruit? A watermelon? No. Am I on the right track? No. Why? Is there fruits that are big? Is it a small fruit? Oh, okay. So it's the size of an apple. Orange? A banana. No. Am I even close? No. Should it be bigger? No. Okay, well fruits. A strawberry? Okay, you're getting closer, but kiwi.

SPEAKER_00 16:29

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

A blueberry. You're so close. A blackberry. No. A berry.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

I'm on the berry trail?

SPEAKER_00 16:39

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Does it small like a berry? Cherry.

SPEAKER_00 16:43

No. Closer.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

Um apricot.

unknown 16:45

No. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

A grape. Oh, a grape. I wasn't even going to go. A newborn kango. Wow, that's crazy. They're probably all legs. Hilarious. Oh. Let's go. Let's go. Alright. Where is a shrimp's heart located? I feel like I answered this before.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

That's my question.

SPEAKER_01 17:09

I know, but I feel like we've said it already.

SPEAKER_00 17:12

A shrimp's heart? Is it in its ass?

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Yeah, I feel like you asked me that.

SPEAKER_00 17:16

Okay, well, is it in its ass?

SPEAKER_01 17:19

Well, then the biggest part of the whole fucking shrimp.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

The back?

SPEAKER_01 17:23

No. No. Um in its head? Yeah. That's correct.

SPEAKER_00 17:33

Oh, why was I thinking I was thinking brain?

SPEAKER_01 17:36

For some reason big, so the only thing they can have is the head, if you will. I wish you would stop moving because we can all hear it. I don't care if I did. I wouldn't do it. What is the fastest land animal? Ooh, it's a cougar, bitch. Oh no. No, it's a puma. No. Oh, a jaguar. A lion. A fucking three-year-old can answer this question. It's the fastest what? Fastest land animal. The lion? Holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 18:08

Dude.

SPEAKER_01 18:09

It's a cougar. A puma. Oh, a leopard. No. A land animal. Holy shit. Well, am I even on the right path? Well, yeah, but. Okay, then.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

You're gonna feel dumb when I tell you the answer.

SPEAKER_01 18:25

Well, as fast? An ostrich?

SPEAKER_00 18:28

Holy fucking. Well, what the fuck is it? A cheetah.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Oh, well, I was close.

SPEAKER_00 18:33

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

I knew I think I knew a leopard cheetah, one of the two.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

You didn't say cheetah.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Well, I wouldn't have, so holy shit. So what, bitch? Who would have got that right? Um, everybody listening. Hey, that's what happens when you get older, you fucking forget everything.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

Yeah, well, I don't think you're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

Because we don't care is a problem. But anyhow, what percentage of baby animals are raised by both parents? Ooh. Percent. What percent? Of baby animals. Fuck no. You're not even anywhere on the radar. No. Five. Nope. Sixteen. Nope. Nowhere near. Two? Close. One. Nope. Zero. Nope. Five. Nope. Okay, we'll just fucking three. What the hell? You said every number but that. That's sad. Oh, that is sad. Well, you know, on the fucking the people population, it's probably about the same. I mean, we're part of that. Unfortunately. Hey. It's your turn. Oh. Unfortunately, that's just the way it is. That's just the way it is. We're just turning into animals. Literally. Which animal has the most teeth? Ooh, a shark. Is that an animal? Yeah, but is it a swimmer or a walker? No. It's a walk on the earth. Nope. It doesn't have legs. An octopus? Oh no. Oh shit. Crash that. It doesn't have legs. But it has a lot of teeth, a piranha?

SPEAKER_00 20:16

No. It's like very surprising.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Do I know what it is? You know what it is, but you wouldn't think this would be a little bit more. Where would I find this animal? Out in probably the front yard? A spider? No. No legs. Oh. I wanted to have legs. Um that it has a lot of teeth. Mm-hmm. And I would find it in the yard?

SPEAKER_02 20:41

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

And it ain't got no legs. No. Does it have wings? No. But it oh no. Everything has legs. What the fuck? I would find it in the yard. Yeah, and you've eaten one of these. Why? Why did I eat it? You just have eaten it. By accident? No. Well, what the fuck am I gonna find in the yard that I ate? Exactly. That has teeth. You wouldn't think this has teeth. Okay, what is it then? You wouldn't think about orange as having teeth. Lemon?

unknown 21:12

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 21:12

What the fuck is that it's animal? Oh yeah. An animal in the yard with no legs and I would eat it. There's nothing I'm gonna eat in the yard. I'll tell you that right now. When the fuck would I eat something in the yard? Some species of snails can have thousands of teeth. That is true. I did read that. Where do you think they keep their teeth? Fuck. In their mouth. On their back? In the shell? What the fuck? All right. Now. What animal has three hearts.

SPEAKER_00 21:53

Oh, I know this.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

Do you?

SPEAKER_00 21:56

Um, is it an octopus?

SPEAKER_01 21:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Yeah, I know it.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

Next. I feel like we did all these, did we? No.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

We're doing it again. What is a baby kangaroo called?

SPEAKER_01 22:11

A jack. No. A baby kangaroo is called uh I thought a kid. No. It's not called a jack. I think I that's no. A kid. It's not a kid. No, I think that's a go is a kid. Um a baby kangaroo is called uh what's it start with? A jay? Oh fuck, a jack o um, I thought it was a jack. A jack-off? What is it? A joey. Oh yeah, I knew it was something with a J. Joey. These are like the easiest questions. Well, I don't care. I didn't go to school. I was too busy getting my ass beat every day. Oh, okay. All right. What is the only big cat that cannot roar?

SPEAKER_00 22:57

The only big cat that can't roar? Yeah. Okay. Well, it's not a lion. It's uh puma.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

Come on, everybody would get it. Bitch, you would not get this.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

How do you not guess a fucking cheetah? Is my real fucking question? Answer, bitch. Oh. Oh, cheetahs don't roar?

SPEAKER_01 23:20

No, they just they fucking hunt you down and fucking run as fast as molasses. Malaysis. Melanasis, if you will. Digging deep. I'm doing a dig deep. Digging deep.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

Deep dig.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

Deep deep deep. What is the only mammal that cannot jump? Does it have legs? Yes. Yeah. Wow. That was the only one you got, right? And I disgusted. But I thought, well, it's big, it's got legs, and I can't even imagine it jumping.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

Me neither. Now that could you imagine it? No.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

Just a ma could you imagine if it was jumping like a horse does? You know, like if you got on it and you ran it and it jumped. You ran it. Jumped it. Yeah. What animal has the highest blood pressure? My goodness.

SPEAKER_00 24:13

What animal has the highest blood pressure? Yeah. I don't recollect writing that at all.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

That's amazing. Does it have legs? Yes, it does. They're very long. Um a giraffe. Yeah. I shouldn't have given you a clip because you would have never gotten it. I would have never got that. I wouldn't either. Right. But why did you think it's because they're so tall? Maybe. So the sun hits them more. They're closer to the sun. So they're fucking hot. What male sea creature gives birth to its young? The fucking seahorse. Yeah. I knew that. That was fascinating. All they do is the mom just blazes her eggs in his fucking little sackaroonie. He ain't doing nothing. He births them. Eh, he don't. He just shoves them out. Okay. What animal can be frozen solid What does it say? Oh, what animal can be frozen solid, later thawed, and still be alive? A fish. No. Oh. Um. Frozen solid. A frog? Yes. Oh, wow. I just guess it's the wood frog to be exact. What would a wood frog do? What was for wood frog? Interesting. Nasty. Wow, they can just live forever then. Yeah. Well, no, they can't, I guess if you still. I asked him to do this earlier. Would you want to live forever? No, I wouldn't. Why not? Because this life is rough, bitch. Period. Period. People from what country brought domestic cats to the US? What country? Egypt. No. They brought cats to the US and it wasn't Egypt? I mean, no. It was a country. Was it London? Yeah. Well, yes, England. England brought the English cat to the US of A. Shikot. What do we got next? What animal has similar fingerprints to a human? Oh, um. This is interesting. Is it a koala? Yeah. Yeah. It makes sense because they get chlamydia. Humans get that shit too. Yeah. So quit fucking around. With your fingers. You better wear something on that. On your fingers? What if they made finger condoms? They probably do. They make them in Japan. That's how they eat their chicken. With finger condoms? Yeah, they put them on, and that way their fingers don't get fucking greasy and shit. That's weird. Or sticky.

SPEAKER_00 26:55

Which mammal Which mammal can fly?

SPEAKER_01 27:00

A mammal that can fly. A mammal. Yeah. Does it swim?

SPEAKER_00 27:05

No.

SPEAKER_01 27:05

But it can fly. And it's a mammal? Mm-hmm. Is it a fucking big ass bird?

SPEAKER_00 27:10

No.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

It's not like an ostrich type thing or flamingo. And it's a mammal that can fly. Do you know what a mammal is? It's a uh uh. We're mammals.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

And it can fly. So that means they give birth. They don't lay eggs. Well, and it can fly. And it can fly. It can fly. It can fly. An eagle? No.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

What the fuck? I don't know what mammal can fucking fly. Well, think about it. Is it still alive in this day and age? Yes, very much so. You would see it walking down the fucking street. And it can fly.

unknown 27:48

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

Why would I see it walking down the street? I mean, we see them. We would see them all the time. Where would I see it? Outside. Anywhere? The fuck? In the sky. Flying around. But you said it wasn't a bird. It's not a bird. What the fuck? Exactly. That's your biggest clue. Is it a bat? Yes. Oh my grossness. Ooh. I hate bats. I don't like bats one single bit. That's a new word of the week, my grossness. Oh, my grossness. Why did I take my glasses off? I don't know what you're thinking. I'm thinking I'm ready to eat. Well, it's not with my big ass fork. Well, we didn't even make the mashed potatoes. What farm animal can get a sunburn? Wow. Oh, a pig. Because they don't have sunburn. Oh, that's why they roll around the mud. Oh, that is the whole reason. You know who I learned that from? What? That comedian guy who owns the farm. What's his name?

SPEAKER_00 28:48

Hell of fun. Matt Matt Matt Matthews. Yeah. That's what he taught me. Um, but that makes sense because they're not furry. Right. I mean, some of them are, but like not the pink ones. They're just straight skin. Um, and there was a pet pig in in um what's it called? Well. Toy Story.

unknown 29:06

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

His name was uh James Dean. Oh, yeah. Who was it? Jimmy Dean. Jimmy Dane. Jimmy Dane, like the brain. Isn't that fucked? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

What animals are oh no, what animal's eye is larger than its brain?

SPEAKER_01 29:22

The eye? Does it have one eye or two? No, it has two. Ooh, a big bug eyed. Um, is it a um what is it? That's big.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

Think of an animal that has a small head and big ass eyes.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

I know. I am. I can see it, but I don't know what it's called. A spider? No. A big ugly fucking spider? It's not. Um, does it have legs? Yes. Is it a walk? Yes. Um, do I know what it is? Oh. Big eyes. Yeah. And a small head. A bat? No, it wasn't big. Big eyes and a small head. Big motherfuckers. Fast motherfuckers. Big and fast? Mm-hmm. Oof. Oh my god. Where would I see it? You wouldn't. Oh. At the zoo? I don't know. I can't think of it. Sloth? No. Give me a hint. I did. I don't know. I feel like I see that. Ostrich. Oh, I didn't even think of that at all. Whatsoever. Next. I was singing a honey badger. What the fuck is a honey badger? I don't know, but my nose is stuffing up. It's weird.

SPEAKER_00 30:31

I don't know, but you need to hurry up.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

Okay. Um, where is the only place on their body? Where is the only place on their body do dogs have sweat glands?

SPEAKER_00 30:43

Oh, like their nose or something. Not the nose. The ears, the tongue. Nope. The tip of the tongue.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

The teeth, the lips. The feet. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. The feet. Okay. No, it's a little bit. They're called paws. Paws. Okay. Paws on that ass. Did we talk about if you rub garlic on your feet, you'll taste it in your mouth? No. It's true. Yep. If you all you have to do is rub it under your feet.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

And we'll do it to you. What creature has a tongue that's twice the length of its body?

SPEAKER_01 31:16

Um, would you like me to wear this out? Which creature has a tongue, the length of its body? Yes. A lizard.

SPEAKER_00 31:24

What kind?

SPEAKER_01 31:25

A lizard. A chameleon.

SPEAKER_00 31:26

Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god, did you see that?

SPEAKER_01 31:29

You're just gonna post your last few days because you can't see nothing.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 31:40

You know, like from Hannah Montana, she would go, uh, uh, uh, like in the next scene. Or huh.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

Which sea creature can change its gender? Oh, a sea creature. Interesting. And it's a creature. Wow, you can change your gender. I don't think I'll be a girl today. I'll be a boy tomorrow. Interesting. And that's like a chicken. So you can just have your own babies? I guess. Like a chicken. So I'm gonna say I need to be a man today so I can insert myself. Oh, ew. Weird. Why would you say that? Well, if you can change genders, you might as well do it all. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

Um, a jellyfish? No. Was that a good guess? Um a crab? No. A lobster? Nope. A shrimp?

SPEAKER_01 32:30

No. It comes in a shell.

SPEAKER_00 32:32

Oh, a hermit crab? Nope. Oh, it comes in a shell. Did I tell you guys the story of how when I had a hermit crab and I accidentally killed it? Quickly. Because it was hot as fuck in our old house.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

Oh my god, she cooked it.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

And I thought that like it was not doing well, so I put a cap, a literally a water bottle cap of water, and I put the crab in there and I drowned it in.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 32:55

Hermy.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

Oh, sad. I know. Should have Googled that shit. I know, and I did after, and it was too late. Sad. Anyways. Why what do you do if they're hot? Nothing, I guess. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 33:07

But you don't put them in the water, you let them go to it, and I straight up sh put his ass in the cab. Oh my god. Um, okay, not in a shell. Oh, uh um clam?

SPEAKER_01 33:18

Close. The other oyster. Yes. Oh, okay. And oyster, that's how they make the puzzle. Look at my handwriting's so nice, isn't it? That's how they make a pearl. A pearl. A pull. I have a pearl in England. A pearl. How do you have a pearl, darling? Oh, I love that pearl. I love that pearl. What do pandas primarily eat? Um, bamboo. Correct. That I know. We show them eating it. Alright. Or the sugar sticks or whatever that's called. Bamboo. Oh, sugar cane. Sugar cane. PCNH. Don't get me started. Where are crab where are a crab's taste buds? Wow. Oh, and its feet. Uh-huh. They have toes? I guess. That's what you said. Taking it for your word for it, literally. Okay, we only have a few more. I know.

SPEAKER_00 34:14

Where do sea otters store extra food on their bodies?

SPEAKER_01 34:19

And their cheeks. No. Feet. No. Hands. No. Back. No. Tummy. No. Neck. No. Chin. Shoulders. No. Armpits. Yes. Oh. Did you know that they um their armpit pocket? Did you know that they um sleep if together holding hands? No. I just saw that little tidbit. It was so cute. Hurry up because the meat loves. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 34:45

Is that the last one? It's dinner time.

SPEAKER_01 34:47

Is that the last one?

SPEAKER_00 34:48

Oh no, we still got a lot.

SPEAKER_01 34:49

Well, it's gonna be because that shit's gonna burn. So we need to let it rest. What animal has a rectangular pupils? Rectangular pupils? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 35:00

A bear? Nope. Is it a big animal?

SPEAKER_01 35:03

No. But it's a good size.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

Oh. A dog? No. The size of a dog? A little bigger. Um puma?

SPEAKER_01 35:12

No, not even close. A lot of people have them on a farm.

SPEAKER_00 35:16

Oh, a donkey?

SPEAKER_01 35:18

No.

SPEAKER_00 35:18

A horse?

SPEAKER_01 35:19

No.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

What's a common thing you see on the street? Yes, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

The goat. I'll take it.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

Taking a pause. Yeah. They take the meatloaf out. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

Next. We're back. How many species of ants exist on earth? Oh shit. Species. How many ants? Okay, well, there's the red ant, the fire ant, the regular ant. The those are the only three I've ever heard of. I know, me too. So what are they? The pooch ant. The giant ant. Oh uh. The poison ant.

SPEAKER_00 35:48

The big one poison ant. So what, like five?

SPEAKER_01 35:51

Twelve.

SPEAKER_00 35:52

Oh shit. Thousand. Fire ant, did I say that?

SPEAKER_01 35:55

Yeah. There's twelve thousand species species of ants.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

Twelve thousand? I thought you just said twelve.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

What the fuck? Isn't that nice? I hate ants. We already know this. Don't get me started. I wonder if the smartest person in the world can name off all 12,000. Oh yeah, probably. Well, an ant expert can. How long would it take him, you think? Sometimes. To blurt out all 12,000. I would say 20 minutes. I would. They're probably like the fire do it all. The fire the ant, the fire the ant. It'd be longer because he would have to explain to us, okay, this ant is this and blah blah blah. No, not if you're just naming it. Blah, blah, blah. You just say the fire, the hot what is the largest animal on earth? Largest?

SPEAKER_00 36:41

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

Is it in the water? A whale.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

What kind of whale?

SPEAKER_01 36:45

A humpback.

SPEAKER_00 36:47

Killer. Is that a humpback? A blue whale.

SPEAKER_01 36:51

Oh, a blue whale. Well, that's what I was thinking. Orca. No, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

Orca and blue are not the same. Oh. Orca is the black and white one.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

The humpback? Hey, remember that one movie with the big uh don? What was it called? The shark? The megaladon?

SPEAKER_00 37:07

That's a shark.

SPEAKER_01 37:09

I thought you were gonna say, remember the um what? The movie with the little boy and he loved the the hump, uh not the humpback, the orca whale, and he was trying to save them. Oh yeah. What's that movie called? You had it on VHM. Loved it. It wasn't Orca? No. Freewilly. Freewilly. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. And I used to love um the dolphin one. Yeah, you did. Flipper. Yeah. I think that movie gave me my fear of sharks. Oh. Yeah. What land animal has the most powerful bite? Ooh. It should be a shark. You would think, but it's an animal. And he's not in the water. Well, he could be in the water. Um, a hippo? Is that what this says? Oh, yeah, a hippo. Oh, that don't look like hippo to me. What does it look like? Well, you usually write very clear.

SPEAKER_00 38:03

Oh, yeah, that kind of looks like a T one. Oh, that was a lot. Oh, I have one more. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

This is the last one for today, Cindy. Are you ready? Are you smarter than a fifth grader? What is a group of crows called? Ooh. Crows? A group of crows? Is this something I've heard of? The word you've heard of, but not a group of crows? Is it weird? Yeah. Are they called hecklers? No, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_00 38:31

That's kind of a good guess.

SPEAKER_01 38:32

Um a group of crows. Ferocious? No. Is it weird? Like, is it like that? Like hecklers? Like what? Give me a hint. Um I don't think I could know.

SPEAKER_00 38:46

A group of crows is called. It's not like there's no correlation at all. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 38:51

How did I how would I know what it is then?

SPEAKER_00 38:54

Um, what do you call something when you kill something?

SPEAKER_01 38:57

Ew. Roadkill? Murder? Yes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 39:03

A murder.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

It's called a murder. Oh my god, that's what they're called. That's what a group of crows is called? A murder? A murder. Why? I don't know. You didn't give me no definition to that? A group of crows together is. Maybe because they just murdered someone? Like, you know, an animal to eat? Oh, here it is. That's I don't know. It's just called a murder. I'm gonna have to circle back and figure that one out. That's weird. Yeah, please. Or Chat GBT, which one? I don't really give a shit. Why is a group of crows called a murder?

SPEAKER_00 39:34

A group of crows is called a murder, which is a name that dates back to the days when English people believed that crows were bad omens.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Oh, that's why. They were bad what? Omens. Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 39:47

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 39:48

They're just look scary, that's probably why.

SPEAKER_00 39:50

Mm-hmm. Anyway. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 39:52

Alright then.

SPEAKER_00 39:53

Thank you guys so much for listening. If you listen, stay tuned for next week while we're while we're God. Well we're war. Where we will have a brand new episode for you. Okay. Sounds fabulous. We're gonna go get our meatloaf and mash titers. You guys have a fabulous week. And don't forget to like, rate, and subscribe. Share us with your friends and fam, and go watch Cindy's video of her and her fit boots on our TikTok and Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 40:22

Ciao! Chow, keep it, classy, sassy, and smart motherfucking assie. Chow chow.