EP. 84 "Do you really know what a butt load is?"

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Kristen and Cindy talk about the show every year after, buying a beheading sword, and hot takes on some of the most controversial topics. 

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SPEAKER_04 0:00

Don't talk over me. Talk under me.

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Sound like a deep I have a deep voice. Do I?

SPEAKER_03 0:07

No.

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Uh-huh. Sometimes. Because I don't smoke no more, but I was smoking everything I could. Cigarettes, we're name it. You smoke crack? No, fuck. Hey pit, hey pit, hey pitch.

SPEAKER_05 0:25

Hey guys, it's Kristen and Cindy, and you're listening to A Pot About It All.

SPEAKER_04 0:31

Well, we're gonna part about it all. And welcome back, friends. Thanks for listening.

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If you're new, welcome.

SPEAKER_03 0:36

Yeah, welcome, welcome everyone.

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Welcome to there. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Damn.

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So happy 250 years, US of A. Oh yeah, yesterday's of America. I've been singing and I'm proud of being American. Hope everybody had a lovely and safe and happy Fourth of July. Period. I definitely got um waterlogged, sunlogged, sun drained. I was she was it. I was already litty titty by like 45 a.m. But it was a great day. The water was absolutely poifed. I had front road to the lake.

SPEAKER_05 1:18

Yeah, what time did you get there? Tell the people.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

6 45 a.m. Yeah. But hey, that's how you do it. And it's not stressful. You just walk on to where you want to go, whole lake to yourself. But I will say, when we I had to come back and get Kristen in the cooler and stuff, and damn, it was about 10 to 8 in that line.

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We got in long as hell.

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Nick a time. Nickel and dime of cool. Because when I kept looking in the rear view mirror, that thing was as long as the eye could see. I was like, ooh, wee. Mm-hmm. As long as the eye can see. But it was nice weather, very hot. I got a good tan. Uh-huh. I'm a little bit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:57

I got burnt in my chest a little, but that's pretty much it.

SPEAKER_04 2:00

Yeah, and she threw her back out paddleboarding. Oh my gosh. Tell the folks about you that.

SPEAKER_05 2:06

My shoulders are sore as fuck today.

SPEAKER_04 2:09

And it's so funny because she so we were doing some errands and stuff, and then she's like, God Lee, my shoulders are killing me, blah, blah, blah.

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And inside, I'm laughing so hard because her uncle was messing with her and he kept and he kept putting an order in my face with water. And so he kept going after Chris, and it was so funny because she knew it was coming.

SPEAKER_04 2:28

I looked up and this bitch, she was next to me. I look over and she was already halfway across the lake.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

That's why her fucking shoulders are killing her. She was gone. I didn't even know you could row that fast.

SPEAKER_04 2:41

Thank God you got both paddles on each side. I know, that's what helped. I when I say I don't like getting splashed, I don't like getting a few.

SPEAKER_05 2:51

Yeah, I don't like this lake. I don't like getting my face wet and the lake in general. And I don't want to mess up my extensions. And all that. And my eyelash extensions. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

And he just don't understand that.

SPEAKER_04 3:04

No, but he needs to.

SPEAKER_05 3:06

Yeah. And so I would have been full-on brawling 90s. I was rowing like I was on the challenge.

SPEAKER_04 3:11

Oh, she did. Because I couldn't believe how fast you cut across. I couldn't believe how far you got to the other end of the lake.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

She was far. Yeah. Like I was like, holy shit. And she was took off and she was gone in like 90. I would say about I was literally laying down in the sun in the middle.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

Yeah, I just had a feeling, and I took a lookup. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

This girl fucking. It was like you had a motor at the on the end of that fucking paddleboard because you was gone. It was classic. Clear across the lake, though. I looked up and I was like absolutely stunned. That's why when you said your shoulders are hot to laugh my ass off.

SPEAKER_04 3:51

I'm like, oh, I bet they were. But in a panic, I will get us the fucking. Yeah, ma'am.

SPEAKER_03 3:56

She'd be clear across the Hawaii in about 10 minutes. Shit. That was hilarious. I don't play.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

What else?

SPEAKER_05 4:07

Um, so I had a few shit shows this week, as per usual.

SPEAKER_03 4:11

And she finally liked one of my Amazon Prime series recommendations. Wait, I'm not ready for that yet.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

Excuse me. Well, you should have been ready when I sat my ass down.

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Because the time's a ticking.

SPEAKER_05 4:26

Bitch. Okay. So first of all, I've been sleeping weird with like my wrists like in until my wrists I woke up one morning were fucking killing me. She's having wrists. What do you call that?

SPEAKER_03 4:41

I don't know. Wrists in.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

Because my wrists are in. Yeah. Yeah. They're not sleeping like that. So her wrists are bending towards her for some reason.

SPEAKER_01 4:53

In my sleep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:54

And then just a couple days ago, I fucking fell again in the parking lot. Scraped up the same knee she scraped up years ago. Why do I fall in parking lots?

SPEAKER_05 5:06

I just don't get it. I'll never understand. But I literally fell hard and I was like, oh shit. And then the whole rest this I'll not work too. The whole rest of my shift. I kept seeing stars.

SPEAKER_04 5:20

You must have biffed it hard, huh? Yeah. Oh, look at my knee is all scab delicious. Mm-hmm. So that was fun. Yeah, I bet it was. It looks fun. Looks like you had a great time.

SPEAKER_05 5:34

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 5:35

And what else?

SPEAKER_05 5:36

And what else happened? I don't know. I don't know, but I'll tell you the shows I'm watching are I finished. Well, okay. I did I'm in the middle of watching Love After Lock Up. I think I've talked about that before. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

I gotta get Kristen got me kinda hooked on.

SPEAKER_05 5:50

Yeah, it's pretty good. It's just this one bitch is just delusional as fuck, which I might have talked about already, but I need to watch the new episode. And then I just binged, finished every summer year after, whatever it's called.

SPEAKER_04 6:06

I tried to tell you it was good.

SPEAKER_05 6:08

Cindy watched it in one night. Uh it took me probably like three days to watch.

SPEAKER_03 6:12

Now it's not off campus, but it's underneath off campus.

SPEAKER_05 6:16

I'd say it's off campus, summer I turn pretty, and then this show. Yeah, right. Because it's pretty good. It it reminds me of like if um Summer I Turn Pretty and Tell Me Lies Had a Baby.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

Because like I think it reminds me of a lot about uh I mean it reminds me a lot of like a spin-off from Summer I Turn Pretty. But they're not related. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

They're not related. You know what I mean? But like that kind of a show reminded me of S Summer I Turn Pretty. Oh yeah, just because they're brothers and then the like situation. Yeah, beautiful lake. I would love it there.

unknown 6:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:52

Um but let me just say, well, I don't know, it's kind of a newer show. Maybe I shouldn't spawn nothing. Because they were just fucking each other over the whole time. So it's like it was annoying me.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

Yeah, I didn't like that part either, but it was still good.

SPEAKER_04 7:07

And it was just dragged on when they could have been ugh, but I guess when you're kids, right?

SPEAKER_02 7:12

Well, they had to have episodes.

SPEAKER_04 7:14

But it's a book series too, so there's gonna be about four or five of them.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

Yeah, exactly. So it's always gonna come out the same way. Watch off campus, then that one. And there's supposed to be one more. I have to look because I don't remember.

SPEAKER_05 7:26

A show?

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:28

You said the book that I was reading is gonna be a show or a movie or something. Yeah, what was it? Um it's called For the Cameras or something.

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Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 7:36

That's pretty cute.

SPEAKER_04 7:38

Yeah, they showed a um cute.

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They showed um a bunch of prime what they were gonna come out with. So upcoming. That was on the upcoming.

SPEAKER_04 7:46

You know what I'm figuring? Because I wanted to read like a football romance because everything's like hostile. Oh, they're having one of those too. That's a football romance. Oh yeah, that's the one. Oh, okay. I didn't know what it was called. But what bothers me is he's like a grumpy guy. And I don't like that.

SPEAKER_05 7:59

I like when they're kind.

SPEAKER_03 8:01

We've lived with grumpy mother effers for way too long. We don't do grump.

SPEAKER_04 8:06

No, but grump is gonna get you stumped because we go on off campus. He wasn't grumpy, he was what do you call that?

SPEAKER_05 8:13

They were just like enem frenemies, basically. So I like that, but I don't like it when they're just like an asshole in the beginning. And that's how this started off. But I'm already such a turn-off asshole.

SPEAKER_04 8:24

I'm almost in the middle of it, so I gotta finish it at this point. It's a big ass fucking book, too. I know. I feel better. I think of all the things I said, and I really gotta make my own dictionary.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 8:36

I just said assholeness. That's a good word. To describe what we were just talking about. We don't like assholeness.

SPEAKER_05 8:43

Um now, what I was gonna tell you to remind me, which I just remembered anyways myself. Because I completely forgot. We were just like making dinner, right, or preparing it. And we're uh no, what's it called? What's that show called? Where they sell things and then people buy them or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 8:59

Oh, pawn stars?

SPEAKER_05 9:00

Yeah, pawn stars. We had that on in the back.

SPEAKER_04 9:02

Oh, yeah, totally forgot. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 9:04

And this guy was selling a medieval fucking headless sword. No, what do you call it?

SPEAKER_04 9:09

No, a mid a medieval 1600's beheading sword.

SPEAKER_05 9:13

Yeah, beheading. And I was like, bitch, I would totally fucking buy that. Ugh. If I had money, I would.

SPEAKER_04 9:22

And I know that sounds weird, but like She's fascinated by the medieval. Absolutely fucking fascinated by it. And just think they really needed a good one. I wonder if the wives would get them the for Christmas. Here, I bought you a brand new beheading sword, honey bunny.

SPEAKER_05 9:37

Now, when we have a pod like studio, if you will. When I'm gonna have like a whole like hutch dedicated to medieval shit, I think.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

She wants that fucking sword.

SPEAKER_05 9:50

I want that sword now.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 9:51

I want like medieval like shit. I think that would be super.

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And my side's gonna be all beautiful rainbows and butterflies and cutesy little this and that. And her shit's gonna be all.

SPEAKER_05 10:02

I just want a hut dedicated to medieval shit. But it is interesting. I think that's fucking cool.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

You don't want that fucking sword. You know how many fucking spirits are gonna be living in that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 10:13

You don't know that. They're not living in it.

SPEAKER_03 10:16

It's not haunted. A beheaded sword beheaded many, many, many people. Well, we don't know if it was used, is what we're saying.

SPEAKER_05 10:24

No, it was definitely used. Yeah, I know. And then the fucking guy in the show, he was like, I'm a little, what did he say? I'm a little disappointed that it's polished or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 10:34

I was like, oh. They want a blood striplings and shit on there. No, just kidding. No, but I get it, because if somebody polished it up, you're taking away the medievalness. Right.

SPEAKER_05 10:43

So therefore it's not haunted. Because it's been polished and cleaned. I don't know, girl. I'll sage everything. How about that?

SPEAKER_03 10:50

I'm gonna put some holy water up on all of you.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

Well, speaking of shows though, just because you're on the topic and it's so funny how we do this. But I I literally was on the tick and talk, strolling around, and all of a sudden the Christmas music comes up and the fucking Hallmark um Christmas Guide comes up. Okay. And let me just tell you, they have brand new fucking Christmas shows this whole weekend of the 4th of July. Like somebody's gonna stay home on the 4th of July when we're supposed to be out celebrating, watching fucking brand new Christmas movies on Hallmark, Hallmark channel. No, it made me sick though. And I already saw Halloween stuff at Target today. Well, I want to tell you why it made me sick. Because one, that's too early. This summer just fucking started. Period. Okay. Yeah. And I'm not trying to live in the future. And number two. You want to live in the present. Yes. And number number two, they got me last year, and I started watching it like during um Halloween time. Oh, and you got sick of it. And then by November, I was so disgusted with Christmas movies because I never wanted to watch one. It ruined my whole fucking holiday.

SPEAKER_05 11:55

Totally.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

Because I couldn't stand to watch the video.

SPEAKER_05 11:57

Going to Disney for Christmas again.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

I don't know, but we're talking about it. Well, we're trying to. Yeah. I need cheap flights for us.

SPEAKER_01 12:04

But yeah, I'm I am not driving to Disney from here, I'll tell you that.

SPEAKER_04 12:08

Can you reach my oh my blanket? Or not? No blanket. Um, what I'm saying is, yeah. So I got sucked in one year in October and it just ruined my whole fucking holiday. But I mean, that's just way too early. I'm sorry. Like, you want to show us movies? You can have plenty of time in the movie. I do want to watch the Disney one that I saw a commercial. I know, and it already came out.

SPEAKER_02 12:30

I'm just kidding. I hope that wasn't one of them. With Lacey Shaber.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

I know, and so here's the funny part. So I was so pissed and disgusted.

SPEAKER_04 12:37

But yet I did put a save on it. But I didn't watch it. But I put a little save tag on there. And she had all the ears that were out last for because they filmed it last um Christmas.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

So you know how um anybody who's Disney knows Christmas. They had um Disney had the candy cane swirl things, like the peppermints. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

So that she had the peppermint ears, and then she also had the ones you got when we went. I don't think they were remembered.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

They were like a um um I didn't buy ears last time we were there. Well, she had the same ones you had on those lavender looky ones with the bow. The lavender looky. But you had them, and I'm like, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 13:19

Oh, sorry, do you have anything else to say? No, no.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

I was just gonna say that, you know, we've been going to our Barnes and Elbes and working on the pot, and it's just fabulous, right?

SPEAKER_05 13:28

So last week we had to leave early because Cindy was about to shit her fucking self. And so I happen to have a reason why. Oh, why? So I was listening to one of the podcasts I listened to, I think it's uh um I think I I don't remember if I heard it on the viral podcast actually, or if I heard it on the Shane Dawson podcast. Anyways, one of those, and they were saying I know why you shit your pants at Barnes and Nobles.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Why?

SPEAKER_05 13:59

Because a quiet, relaxing environment signals your nervous system to rest and digest, which can stimulate a bowel movement and the fresh smell of ink and paper glue naturally stimulates the digestive tract.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

Oh, I love a good book smell.

SPEAKER_05 14:20

The book smell we took a whistle.

SPEAKER_04 14:22

Well, and it could also be that I just ate a fucking ten course breakfast and it hit me and I had a shit.

SPEAKER_02 14:28

Poo. I know I talk so disgusting and raunchy. And I had a poo-poo, okay? I just ate a full breakfast.

SPEAKER_04 14:35

What did I eat? That day? Yeah. What did you think I don't know, but I thought you had a BLT or something?

SPEAKER_02 14:40

Oh, yeah, and it was awful. Well, I didn't like the way they did the avocado and I want to go to the Benedict's place.

SPEAKER_04 14:46

Yeah. Friends with Benedict's or something. Yeah. Isn't that a cool name? That's a great name, very classic.

SPEAKER_05 14:51

And then after we were at Barnes and Nobles, um, we went to Box Lunch. And I got a steal of a deal for blind boxes, let me tell you. I know. And I got twenty dollars off my next purchase.

SPEAKER_04 15:06

And you had ten dollars off this one. Oh yeah. And I got three of them, which you guys will see that video on TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

And I got me a cute little Winnie the Pooh-poo wallet. It was so cute. It was pink with some flowers.

SPEAKER_04 15:20

So, anyways, what else you got? Um, well, so now I'm gonna start doing something that we're all gonna love.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

Okay. I'm gonna do a word of the week. Okay. I think a word of the week is great. That's why I gotta start remembering the shit I say and write it down so we can use those words of the week. Yeah. I've always said that because I have many, many words that I make up. I don't know where they come from.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

Like exactly. But um anyway, I kind of have two for today, but it's just well, I'll just do it two because they're short. But but but going forward, I will do a word of the week because I think it's great and we can just vocabulary. But so let's start off with the word of Let me guess what it means.

SPEAKER_00 16:04

The word of the week.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:06

Let me guess what it means. Oh, you're in a bitchy situation.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

It's a situation that she can't read her mind.

SPEAKER_04 16:18

Why did I do that? I know it's a situation that forces you to act like a bitch.

SPEAKER_05 16:23

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:25

It's habituation. I have one every week. I'm habituation every week. Because you forced me to act like a bitch, which I did all week. It was horrible. It was one of those weeks where I was definitely acting like a bitch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:37

But then I have one more.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

But normally it's just gonna be one, but I just had this one because it was short. Okay. W A. So this is a synchronym. Is that what they call them? Synchronym. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:49

Synchron. Synonym? No, it means something. W A F F S. What do you call that? A synchronym?

SPEAKER_04 16:56

What's that word? I can't think of the word. An acronym?

SPEAKER_02 16:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:59

Is that what it is?

SPEAKER_01 17:02

What the fuck is a synchronym? Well, because it stands for something. Yeah, it's an acronym. Oh, okay. What the fuck is the word? Add that shit to your fucking dictionary. I know. It's a synchronym.

SPEAKER_02 17:13

Oh, this is what I'm gonna tell you. Synchronized. W-A-F-F-S, W A F F S.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

That's way too long, first of all. What is it?

SPEAKER_02 17:23

What a fucking shit show. What of the day is an acronym? What a fucking shit show. If you just want to say W-A-F-F-S.

SPEAKER_05 17:36

W-A-F-S.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

How about WAFs? What a fucking shit show.

SPEAKER_05 17:42

W-A-F-F-S. Oh my god. I have a joke with you. W-A-F-S? What?

SPEAKER_04 17:46

Yeah. I'm rolling into it because this bitch is hungry and I got some good shit marinating for me. Oh, but I do have something interesting that kind of. I thought you were gonna say a joke. I am, but I just thought of this. Did I tell you last time? Because I can't remember if I told you this. Because I was so couldn't believe it. Okay. Um, do you know what buttload is? Did we talk about the buttload? No, we did the shit. I know, but we didn't talk about the buttload. No. Okay, what do you think buttload means? Because it really means something, and I could not believe it. Yeah. Or like a buttload of shit. I gotta take a buttload.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

I got a buttload, bitch. I gotta go. You should relate. You always have a buttload. You go two or three, four times a day. But usually a buttload for real is a is a real unit of actual measure. So it actually. Yeah, it is. It's a measure, and guess what it is?

SPEAKER_04 18:41

It's it's a unit of measure for wine equal to 126 gallons.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

Send me a buttload of wine. I'm gonna go to the winery. I thought it was a buttload. No, but so I'm going to the wine. B-U-T-T-L-O-A-D. But L-A-L-O-A-D.

SPEAKER_04 18:57

L-O-A-D. So when I go wine tasting, I'm gonna ask first thing I need a buttload. If we can just bring it to the side of my table. I'm gonna see what they say. Because they should know what it means. I'm gonna be like, hi, how are you today? I'm so excited. I've never been here. I'm gonna say, but I would like your best buttload. Oh, we can go there on Fridays because I'll be off early. Perf anyway. Anyway, but I do have a joke for you. Okay. So do you know how many wrinkles are on an asshole?

SPEAKER_01 19:30

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 19:31

Why do we always talk about butts?

SPEAKER_02 19:32

I just always do.

SPEAKER_04 19:36

Is it um is that your answer? How many wrinkles? How many do you know how many wrinkles are on an asshole?

SPEAKER_01 19:46

How many wrinkles are on an asshole? Is it a dumb answer?

SPEAKER_00 19:51

Is it hilarious? I'm just asking a question. Either you do or you don't. I said eight. Okay, well smile and I'll count 'em. What?

SPEAKER_01 20:02

I don't get it. Smile and I'll count 'em. How many wrinkles are on an asshole? Yeah, smile and I'll count it. Well, are you calling me an asshole?

SPEAKER_00 20:14

I thought that was absolutely funny. Yeah, smile and I'll count them, asshole. How many wrinkles are on an asshole? Smile and I'll count it. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 20:24

I thought it was hilarious. I laughed. Hilarious. Hilarious. Hilarity. Yeah, I'm a I'm a crack up. So are you done? No. Oh. So I'm just on the poop. I'm on the poop and the mama stuff. You've been on the shit vibe for weeks. I know. Why is it so funny? I just love talking about shit and poop. I think it's hilarious. And so speaking of that, here are some um um funny ways that um people talk about how I'm gonna take a poo.

SPEAKER_00 20:50

Like some funny ways people say it, basically. Right. Like, I gotta take a dump, you know what I mean? Oh, okay. Like funny ways. You gotta drop a deuce.

SPEAKER_04 20:58

Wait till you guess. Oh, yeah, you can add your own. Feel free. Oh, okay. And it might not be on my list. I just got a couple. But that's one. That's one way people say it. Gotta take a shit. So that I say, I'm gonna shit myself.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Mm-hmm. You say that all the time. You're like, oh my god, I'm gonna shit myself.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

I'm gonna shit myself. I'm gonna shit myself. One for you. I'm cramping.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

That means she's gonna take a shit.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

That's for sure. Yeah, I'm gonna shit my pants. I'm gonna shit myself. I gotta take a shit. Um, I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

SPEAKER_04 21:31

Yep, that's one. A lot of people know that one. I got a log coming.

SPEAKER_06 21:35

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 21:35

Is that one of them? Yeah. Well, for you. Yeah, but those are good. Those are all good. Um I mostly say I'm gonna shit myself, though.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Yeah, that's the one she always says. I'm just plain and simple. I gotta go take a dump.

SPEAKER_05 21:49

No, you say I gotta take a shit.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

I know, it's bad. That's when you know it's bad, you gotta run.

SPEAKER_04 21:53

And she always goes, Oh, oh, oh, oh Then it never comes out. No.

unknown 21:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 22:00

Okay, um this one is that fart is pulling a trailer. That fart's pulling a trailer. Toot toot. More like poop poop.

SPEAKER_00 22:12

That's it with them. And then this one's funny. I go I have to go do what no one else can do for me.

SPEAKER_04 22:19

What? Take a shit. That's what they say. I have to do what no one else can do for me. Oh, interesting. And this one, somebody says, I think I'm running out of farts. So I've got a poo. Because you fart, get it? Don't you fart a lot before you're gonna take a shit?

SPEAKER_05 22:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:35

Well, not necessarily. Well, sometimes, yeah, not all the time, but sometimes I'll fart here and there and then I'm like, oop, gotta poo.

SPEAKER_05 22:41

Gotta take a shit.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

This one, I gotta download a brown load. That's a good one. I gotta say that. I'm gonna drop the kids off. I've said that before.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

I don't know why, but this is just gross.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

I don't know why. What? I'm I'm uneating. Ew, uh. Does that sound disgusting? Why would you ever say that? I don't know, but when I saw that, it made me want to gag. I am uneating. I'm gonna puke. I don't like that at all. That's sickening. But anyway, and then I just have one last little tit bit. Because we're on the subject. Now, did you know a whale's fart?

SPEAKER_02 23:21

So, did you know like a uh the whale's fart is as big as a bubble and it's so fucking big? You can fit a whole motherfucking horse in it. That's how big a whale's fart bubble is. You can fit a whole big ass fucking horse in it.

SPEAKER_04 23:37

You know how big a horse is?

SPEAKER_02 23:38

I do like a Clydesdale. Is it big enough to put a Clydesdale horse? Oh my god. A whale's fart bubble. A fart bubble, because that is funny because you fart underwater and the bubbles. Right. So a whale fart's that fucking big. I would hate to be behind that, a boat behind a whale fart, because you're going down.

SPEAKER_05 23:57

Right. Earlier today we were talking about the ocean and stuff, because like I said earlier, I don't like getting my hair wet or my face wet in the lake. I don't know, because everybody just pisses in there, and we all know this.

SPEAKER_03 24:09

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:10

And I just don't want my face in it, right? And then we were talking about the ocean, and I said, I like the ocean better than a lake because I don't know. I feel like it's salt water, it gives you a pedicure with the sand. But she was saying how like fish shit in there, there's semen in there and shit. Yeah. Well, because I unfortunately saw a video by accident that shows a whale's semen. Ew. I know it was horrible. But they don't they don't give birth, I don't think. They lay egg.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

A whale gives birth. They're mammals. They fucking give birth.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

The blood is out and everything. That's a dolphin. No, they give birth too. A whale, a dolphin, you're making me get elevated. No, they give birth. They give birth. I seen it, it pops out. Well, I'm sure it doesn't just pop right out.

SPEAKER_05 25:00

But then I was saying how there's like bottom feeders that eat all the shit and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 25:04

Isn't that what shrimps are too?

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Yeah, that's why I know.

SPEAKER_04 25:08

Or what do they call those things? That crawdads? Catfish? No, you know how like people eat those crawdads, like they soak them in something, they suck their heads out. Ew. You ever seen those? I think those are I don't know, people love them because I guess whatever juice it's soaked in. I don't think they usually have that.

SPEAKER_05 25:25

Catfish are sucking the shit from the ground. People eat that.

SPEAKER_06 25:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:32

I heard catfish nuggets are pretty good too.

SPEAKER_04 25:34

I mean, what's the difference? And whatever you swim in, it's gonna have nasty shit in it. But I just feel like the ocean, because it has the salt water, it's not necessarily. I don't know, the lake. Maybe the animals keep it clean, and the lake is not really filled with a lot of different shit.

SPEAKER_01 25:50

Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

It just has some bass, probably some catfish, probably some trout. Sick.

SPEAKER_04 25:57

Anyways. So what's going on for dinner? Today I thought we would do what's called Nunya. Nunya Business. Hot takes. Oh, I love a good hot take. Do you know what a hot take is? Um, no. Okay. I think I just said I love a good hot take. Um, is that like um I don't know, you ask questions about something. It's more like a phrase. So it's basically a statement, a wild statement, enough for people to be like, what the fuck? and give their opinion, basically. Oh, it's my favorite thing to do. They're usually controversial, open for debate. Okay, gotcha. Things people can relate to. So we're doing Kristen's hot takes.

SPEAKER_05 26:40

Yeah, these are Kristen's hot takes.

SPEAKER_04 26:42

I would like a side of hot cakes.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

And let's see if you get your own.

SPEAKER_04 26:47

That's how hungry I am. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 26:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

So the first one. Well, these aren't my hot takes. These some of the some of them are mine that I put into these ones I just found on Google. Ready?

SPEAKER_03 26:58

Yes, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

Cats make better companions than dogs. Well, for a lot of people they do. I'm allergic and I'm a dog lover, so that's where I go with it. But I a lot of people love it.

SPEAKER_05 27:08

Okay, well, why can't I have a hair hairless, a hairless cat?

SPEAKER_04 27:12

Because I don't want a cat.

SPEAKER_05 27:13

But it's hairless, you won't be allergic to it. Oh. And they're self-sufficient.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 27:19

Also, I really like those cute ragdoll cats where you just pick them up and they fall asleep. Oh my god. That's so cute.

SPEAKER_04 27:25

You pick them up and they fall asleep. Why?

SPEAKER_05 27:28

They just do.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

They have that disease. Is that narcolepsy or whatever? People just sit there and then they fall asleep.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

Perhaps. Interesting. Okay, so how do you do you how do you feel about that statement?

SPEAKER_04 27:42

That cats are better than dogs. Do you think cats are better than dogs? No. Absolutely the fuck not. No, I don't. I don't either. I'm a dog person. I like big dogs though. Yeah, you definitely like a big dog. I love a big dog. I like little dogs too. I do too. I love a laptop. I just like I want a dog. And I think just you know why? I think just because like our dog, she would sleep in the bed with me and it felt like a human.

SPEAKER_00 28:08

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

She would take up all the motherfucking space, sprawl the fuck out.

SPEAKER_04 28:13

Yeah, she sure did. And so yeah. She sure did. Anyways, the next one is spiders get a bad reputation. For what? For being a spider? Disgusting. Or biting your ass or being poisoned. No, I don't like a spider at all. I don't want no wolf spider, no little spider, no black spider. They're creepy crawl. Yellow spiders, they're spying.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

They jump in spiders. I don't want spiders with spots. I don't want nothing.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

And you know what I saw TikTok on? And this girl was crying. I was like, what the fuck are we doing here?

SPEAKER_04 28:45

What? She said that when she found out spiders run towards you because they want your protection.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

Oh, they do?

SPEAKER_04 28:51

That's weird. Isn't it? Protection from what? I don't know. Stepping on you? No, no. They want you to protect them. Oh no, God. Fuck that shit. Get the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_00 29:00

Could you imagine going into the fucking jungle, the Amazon jungle? Those spiders are as big as your fucking face. Yeah. Imagine the legs on those bitch. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

You ain't gonna row that. You ain't gonna row away from that shit.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

No.

SPEAKER_00 29:15

Oh my god. I don't like spiders.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

I don't like spiders. I mean, I guess it's most people don't like the spider. I don't mind Daddy Long Legs. Absolutely. Well, they eat all the bugs, I think. Yeah, after watching um what's that movie where the parents shrink? Oh, uh and the kids help to save them? Honey, I shrunk the kids. I love that movie. Yeah, when it first came out, I think it was a child and I loved it.

SPEAKER_05 29:41

No, not your version. Oh, I'm talking about mine. That's like when the kids get shrinked.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

Yeah. Oh, you were talking about the parents.

SPEAKER_04 29:48

I like when the parents get shrinked. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 29:50

That's one of my that was one of my favorite movies. Oh, right, right. We had it on VHS.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

Yes, we did.

SPEAKER_05 29:55

Loved it. Anyways, there's a scene where the mom is talking to the daddy long legs.

SPEAKER_04 30:00

Oh, right.

SPEAKER_05 30:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:01

And it makes you feel bad for me. Right, I forgot. She's all rubbing up on him and shit.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

Well, at least I picked a nice one because usually people leave those alive because they get all the bugs in the house.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

Exactly. So, anyways, the next one is Pugs are ugly.

SPEAKER_04 30:16

Do you know what a pug is? Yeah. They're like their faces a little bit smushed in. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a dog, so most dogs have good personalities. We'll give you that. It's about the personality. Yeah. Remember that you said that, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

Remember that you fucking said that. And she knows exactly. She knows his big thing. But I don't want to embarrass her, so I won't bring it up. She knows his dog.

SPEAKER_04 30:42

Good Lord have mercy.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Uh-uh-uh-mm. Anyways. I think pugs are cute. I think French bulldogs are cute.

SPEAKER_04 30:52

I there's not really an ugly dog to me, honestly, that I can think of. Except for those little scrunchy looking ones that look like mutts and their teeth are pointy and sharp. Oh, sure. They're scary looking little fuckers. Like gremlins. And we knew somebody that had a pug, remember? And he was so cute. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:13

It was white, I think.

SPEAKER_01 31:14

White.

SPEAKER_04 31:15

Was it white? It was like a typical looking pug. Oh. And they breathe loud though. Oh yeah. Very loud. What the hell was her name? Pepe? Is it Pepe? Something like that. Something. Anyways. The next one is Nike is the best sports brand. Well, you know, people could debate about that all day long. I like I like Nikes. I like Nike. I like Adidas though. Yeah, I like them both. I don't have a anything bad to say. My new favorite shoe right now, the comfortable, is Converse for me.

SPEAKER_05 31:48

They redesigned them, I think. Cooked me on the Comfort Converse, and like they're so comfortable. She tripped and fell and scraped it. I wasn't wearing those.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

I was wearing my Dr. Show's back.

SPEAKER_05 31:58

Oh, that's right. And I like like a thick shoe, like a what do they call that?

SPEAKER_04 32:04

Platform.

SPEAKER_05 32:04

Platform. I love a platform. All my shoes are fucking platform.

SPEAKER_04 32:07

Yeah, I was surprised how comfortable those were. You don't have the platform ones. No, but those Converse ones are platform and they're cute.

SPEAKER_05 32:15

They're so comfortable.

SPEAKER_01 32:16

I get compliments on them too every time I wear them. But anyways, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:20

No, but I'm not like, oh my god, no, they're not the best. But no, they're good. There's nothing bad to say about them. They have cute clothes, but I feel like they run stuff.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

They have the best um bike shorts though. I buy them all the Nike bike shorts because they just dry fit, they fit good, they have pockets on the side. I fucking love them.

SPEAKER_04 32:40

Yeah, they do have cute stuff. Anyways, the next one is Taco Bell is the best fast food. For me, 1,000 million percent yes.

SPEAKER_02 32:49

I mean, I do like it, but I don't like their prices the other day when I went and spent $50 fucking dollars on two burrito.

SPEAKER_01 32:55

I was so pissed. I think we told you guys already, but I don't know, I don't even know how it came out to $50 for two people.

SPEAKER_02 33:02

I've never and I've ordered a smorgash board and never paid that much. So something happened that day.

SPEAKER_04 33:08

Something happened. And I was so pissed I wanted to drive right through. I was like, don't even go the fucking window.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

Just drive through.

SPEAKER_04 33:17

Literally. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 33:19

But no, it's good. It can be good. And then we literally go to a restaurant and don't even spend that much, and we're like, Yeah. For authenticness. Every time we're like, I'm like, I am not going to be able to do that. I'm not sure shit haven't gone back. Anyways, okay. The next one is Apple music is better than Spotify. Oh, I couldn't even debate that. I don't know. Okay, I've only had Apple and I don't know, but a lot of people like Spotify. I know that. Yeah, and we are open to deals with anybody who wants to get there. But it's just easy for me just to have Apple because I don't know, I've always had it. Yeah. It's just one of those things. Yeah, it's just easy, breezy, beautiful.

unknown 34:03

Apple.

SPEAKER_04 34:04

But we do like Spotify. Spotify.

SPEAKER_02 34:09

Shit. A lot of people have it though. I do know that.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

And I think it has good pricing. Well, they're uh or maybe they're both the same. I honestly don't know. But anyway.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

Well, we'll take deals with both. Thank you so much. Have a beautiful day.

SPEAKER_01 34:21

Podcasts aren't worth listening to.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

Well, that is bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

I love listening to podcasts personally. I like all kinds. I like comedy.

SPEAKER_04 34:32

I like the uh murderer ones. It's basically TV in your ears. Literally. And with my new job, I can't listen to podcasts at all because I'm talking all fucking day. But I listen. So I miss listening to podcasts.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

I've been just watching them on YouTube if I can, but I love a good podcast. It makes the time go by faster. It's good when you're walking, you're at work.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

Like with music, I just get bored of listening to the same shit all the time. So I break it up with podcasts. Exactly. And then I get back on music for a while, and then I listen to my podcast, and then I'm back on music, and then I'm yeah. So, anyways. Marvel movies lack imagination. No. Do they? The fuck? That's all it is. That's what I'm saying. Who said that? No, that's just a hot take. Oh no. Well, aren't they not? The fuck is you talking about? Well, I don't know. I don't know. Confuse me.

SPEAKER_05 35:28

I thought it was a trick lesson. I could talk about Marvel and Disney shit and Harry Potter shit all fucking day.

SPEAKER_04 35:34

Don't tempt me. Surprised you haven't done a Marvel show yet.

SPEAKER_05 35:38

I know. Well, because you you can't conversate about it because you're not into it that much.

SPEAKER_04 35:43

But I do like it when I watch it. Who's your favorite show? I like Thor. Okay. Um I like Spider-Man. Did you watch Thor Love and Thunder? Was that the last one? I don't think I got to see it. I think so, yeah. I'm surprised if I didn't. I'm sure I did. It was good. I watched it. I think I did. I watched it by myself. I'd be shocked if I didn't. I just love Marvel movies. I don't know what it is. I've never not seen one I haven't liked. Exactly. What was the one we were watching? And we were staying to the very end because there was gonna be a bit to it. Spider-Man comes out this month, bitch. Spider-Man comes out this month, bitch. We're starving. I can't even talk. I'm salvating. And we are going to theater for that shit. You cannot Oh yeah, absolutely theater. Absolutely. Yeah. And it's gonna be a good one. Are you have you seen all the Spider-Mans? Yeah, I'm caught up. All of them. Well, is there one I haven't seen? I don't know. Did you watch the last one? I thought I did. I don't know, but you gotta watch it if you haven't. And I will rewatch it because that movie's fucking good. Okay. It's sad. Oh then I did see it, I think. Did you? I feel like I did. I don't know. It was a long time ago. It wasn't yesterday. It's gonna be good, though. Know that. It wasn't yesterday, I love Tom Holland. He plays a perfect. Yeah, he does. Perfect. Absolutely. But the ride at Disneyland just fucking hurts me. Oh, I love the ride. I love the ride, but it I can't partake. I have to do it. A lot of people don't like it. That's a funny thing. Oh no, I love the whole beginning. I love getting his hologram or whatever. Yeah, I love it. No, I like the ride, but it just hurts me. Some people they'd be whipping my ass on that ride. Yeah. I don't know how they're flinging it. Like, I can't fling it like that. It hurts. And they'd be like, pew, pew. And I'll be looking over and I'm like, holy shit. You can't fling your flung? No. I don't know why. It hurts so bad. Fling your fling.

SPEAKER_00 37:32

Now take me on fucking Toy Story, bitch, and I'll whoop everybody's ass on that. I got it down.

SPEAKER_02 37:40

I could be in, I could literally play that game till my arms fall off.

SPEAKER_04 37:43

Like if they would just let me spin around on that motherfucker all day. Maybe we got robbed and we're like, what the fuck? Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

They should have let us go through again. I know. Um, but no, I was I could ride that ride for a good hour. I would do it until my arms hurt so bad I couldn't do it no more.

SPEAKER_04 37:58

We should have done it for Uggy Buggy because it was a short ass time.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

I know.

SPEAKER_04 38:02

Anyways. But anyway. Next one is Batman is is a superhero. Is he?

SPEAKER_05 38:11

Exactly. Is he? Is he though?

SPEAKER_04 38:14

Yeah, that's it. And now every time I get heated about this, because people compare him to Iron Man. Oh no, no. There is no fucking comparison. You got me fucked up. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 38:26

Absolutely not. Now that I will stand ten toes on. Is that what you say? I'm gonna stand ten toes down on that.

SPEAKER_05 38:32

Because how the fuck is Batman just because he's rich, has a Batmobile.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

Well, he's nostalgic because Batman was um a TV show when we were kids, and it was like all we had. We didn't have much.

SPEAKER_04 38:43

So he was Iron Man fucking sacrificed his fucking life, bitch. And he can fly. Exactly. And he's a genius. And he's a f I mean Batman is smart too, and he can kick ass, but that's just it. He doesn't have any superpower. No, nothing. Iron Man's superpower is his fucking mind. And he made him a fucking suit that flies, bitch. Yeah. Batman can't fly. Not even in that fucking car. Shit don't work. It's from 19, I don't know what. Do do do do do do do do do Batman. That should tell you all you need. And then people say he beat Superman. Whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_02 39:22

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 39:23

Get out of my face. But I mean, you know, some people like him, so you gotta let it go. I mean, I used to wear this Batman shirt all the time. It was one of my favorite shirts. Yeah, but a lot of people love the man.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

But not more than Iron Man. I think if you had to take a poll, Iron Man would win out hands down.

SPEAKER_05 39:40

Totally. Hands. Okay, we'll have to put post a poll Batman or Iron Man.

SPEAKER_04 39:45

We're gonna do a podcast poll. Podcast poll. Pot about it all poll. Pot about it all poll. Oh, that's a good one. Okay. The next one is pineapple does not belong on pizza. Oh, it does. I know a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 39:58

I love pineapple pizza. I love pineapple on my pizza. And it has to be pineapple pepperoni.

SPEAKER_04 40:02

Pineapple pepperoni jalapeno.

SPEAKER_03 40:04

And I like the small pineap pepperonis though. Yeah, the crispy ones. That's why I think Magic Mike has the best pizza.

SPEAKER_04 40:12

Because they crisp them. Yep. And they got the best gel. And I just And they give you a good ratio. Yeah. Every time. And it's delicious. And I may shit my pants.

SPEAKER_05 40:24

I know.

SPEAKER_04 40:25

But it's worth it. Yeah. She has to eat it on a Friday night, so she's good to go by Monday. Exactly. And I'm not sure. I can't have spicy at all. Because I you know what I ate and my butthole is spicy the next day? What? Which is weird. Those um hickory sourdough crackers. Because they're a little spicy.

SPEAKER_05 40:42

I literally cannot have spicy at all.

SPEAKER_04 40:44

It's sad. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 40:46

And I love spicy food and it's depressing.

SPEAKER_04 40:48

Yeah. Unless I have it on a Friday. But I'm not like that.

SPEAKER_01 40:52

But even still, sometimes it'll kick in a day or two later.

SPEAKER_04 40:55

I know. That's just craziness. You're telling me. But a pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. Don't pick it doesn't.

unknown 41:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:04

With ranch. I'm starving, bitch. I am starving. I need a napkin and fucking wipe my mouth.

SPEAKER_00 41:11

I'm starving.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Drinks don't need glitter in it.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

I never had a drink with glitter, have you?

SPEAKER_04 41:19

But I've seen it like on a side. Why is it like stuff? It's just like a edible glitter. Yeah, exactly. No, I don't want this shit all over my mouth. I feel like looking at it, it looks cool. I already sparkle and shine. I don't need it in my mouth. I feel like you're gonna shit glitter. Well, that might be something. I bet you do. You probably do. And I feel like it just sparkly burns your throat. Like it looks like it automatically is gonna hurt.

SPEAKER_00 41:41

I know, but it would have to be good for you to eat it, right?

SPEAKER_04 41:45

Right. Well, you mean like edible. I need that. I don't want it stuck in my teeth and shit. Alright, the next one is everyone should go on a cruise at least once. Yes. Absolutely. And my friend went on the Disney cruise for the first time.

SPEAKER_02 41:59

She said she absolutely loved it. Now, this is another friend. She did say it was worth everything. And she said the food was absolutely amazing. Well, her other thing. She had the best time.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

She keeps telling us we need to go on. She goes like every year, I want to say. And we're probably not going to want to go on anything else after.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

Yeah, they said she just said it was absolutely amazing.

SPEAKER_04 42:19

Mm-hmm. Okay, the next one. This is my personal hot take. American Idol should be cancelled. Oh yeah. I'm over it. I don't even watch it. I haven't watched that shit since fucking 1942. I don't even know. Carrie Underwood at this point. Or Jordan Sparks. I don't know what's the fuck. That was years ago. Was it Clay Aiken? Was he on the same one? No, he was with Ruben Stuttered. Oh, but that's I it's been years. I think I want to say Jordan Sparks was the last one I got was into. Yeah. I don't even know how to do it. Cancel the fucking shit. Please. And thank you. It's we get it. Yeah. It's not good anymore. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

But I mean, it's sad if they're not because there's people that want to make it.

SPEAKER_04 43:00

So okay, go on the voice. Yeah, the voice is a little bit. There's better shows. I do like that. Even though I haven't watched shit in a long time, it's still good.

SPEAKER_05 43:07

Even America's Got Talent. Like, we're over it now.

SPEAKER_04 43:10

Yeah, American Idol's had its day. Exactly. Come up with something new. Yeah. Give us something new. Nail. Because we watched the voice at first. Yeah. I liked Cassidy Pope. She was the first one, I think that one. Right? I don't even know. Anyways. Well, you know more than I do, but yeah, I agree. That's I'm over it. Yeah. Okay, the next one is you should learn the language before you travel.

SPEAKER_03 43:36

Oh, that'd be great, but uh that'll I s langu new languages are hard, but you want to try to learn, I guess, enough to get by.

SPEAKER_05 43:42

Exactly what I was gonna say. I feel like you should just know like please and thank you. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 43:48

The ban yo bathroom.

SPEAKER_04 43:51

Um things that you should know. Yeah. Make sure you have to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_05 43:57

Uh-huh, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 43:58

Yeah, enough to be polite. Can get by.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

Because and a lot of places speak English, thank God.

SPEAKER_04 44:05

Yeah. So anyways. Um the next one is the customer is always right.

SPEAKER_05 44:14

Well, don't piss me the fuck off right now. I mean because no, you're not always fucking right.

SPEAKER_04 44:22

No.

SPEAKER_05 44:22

And working in customer service again, let me fucking tell you.

SPEAKER_04 44:26

Because I figure if they come at you aggressive and hot, they're gonna get what they want.

SPEAKER_05 44:30

Yeah. Now, if you're nice, I will help you. 1000%. But if you're a fucking dick on my first call, I've been complaining about the setting tone for the whole day.

SPEAKER_04 44:40

This guy first called IJ, okay? Asked me for the fucking routing number. And I just said, Oh yeah, that's gonna be on our homepage. He said, I don't care where it's at. Bitch, say don't piss me off.

SPEAKER_02 44:55

At my age, you can't just take that shit.

SPEAKER_04 44:58

I'd have been like don't piss me off. I'd have been like, no, for your future number.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

I was like, oh, well, okay, I'm still gonna give it to you. That's what I said. I was like, okay, well, I'm still gonna give it to you. I'm just telling you where the fuck it's at, bitch. Because what you're gonna find is where I'm finding it as well.

SPEAKER_05 45:16

Ass face. I know. He pissed me out. And that he said other shit too, I don't remember, but that was the thing that pissed me out the most. He was just a dick the entire phone conversation. Yeah, he did it all. On my first fucking call of the day.

SPEAKER_04 45:30

And he's probably the biggest fucking puss face that you've ever met. And I bet you if he saw me in person, he would have treated me differently. Uh-huh. I'm sure he would. And then hiding behind the thing. When people are rude, my tone changes. Oh, yeah. For sure. So you can notice. And they'd be hi. Say good morning. Ba-blah ba. Yeah, of course you can. Mine does too. I'll be like, hi, how are you? Uh the minute you started. The minute you fucking change your tune with me, bitch. It's all going downhill from there.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

Can't wait to not work there.

SPEAKER_04 45:58

Yeah, because people are very, very, very um, what is that word? Very um entitled. No. They're very um selfish.

SPEAKER_00 46:07

No. When you get behind the phone and you can act as ballsy. Yes, thank you. Yeah. Ballsy behind the phone.

SPEAKER_05 46:14

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 46:15

Now, majority of people are nice, I will say. Yeah. But they are those fucking people that just pissed.

SPEAKER_00 46:21

God, is there a full moon tomorrow, bitch? No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 46:24

No. There's not.

SPEAKER_00 46:26

I thought one was coming because I was like, we just had one.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

Oh, okay. Thank God. Because that's what that'll get you to.

SPEAKER_04 46:32

So no, you're not always right. You maybe think that you're right, but there are times where you are because read the policies, and I was right on my policies, and I got my shit returned one time, a long time ago. Because I read the fucking policy.

SPEAKER_01 46:47

And I threw it in their face.

SPEAKER_04 46:49

Your policy states this. Sometimes you gotta do that. Sometimes you do gotta do that. But don't fucking piss me off. Next. Milk should go before the cereal.

SPEAKER_00 47:00

Oh hell.

SPEAKER_04 47:05

You get that cereal up in there because you don't know how much you want. Right. And then you pour in m enough milk to make it good. Because you could put too much milk. Yeah, nobody wants that. See, because I don't like to put off too much. And I don't like too much milk because I don't want my cereal to get soggy. Exactly. Or soupy.

SPEAKER_00 47:24

Yeah.

unknown 47:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:25

Damn, because you can always add more milk.

SPEAKER_04 47:27

And who really the fuck does that? But you can always add more milk. Exactly. Okay. You can't pour it back in there. No. No, you can't. Okay. The next one is The Office, the TV show. Uh-huh. Isn't that funny? I've never seen it. No, I won't lie. I've seen one or two episodes, but I never got into it. I feel like they're for specific types of humor. Yeah. I think some episodes are funny. Like I've s I think I watched the first season of it and I thought it was funny, but like it wasn't good enough for me to continue. I know. I just um I I I've never watched a whole season. I probably saw one or two eps, but I don't know, because certain shows just don't hit right for me. I don't know. Because we all feel we have different humor. Yeah. So a lot of people love that show though. Absolutely love it. It's on like friends. Yeah. It's on all the time. Now, friends, I love friends. I keep watching that shit over and over. I you know what I show I can never probably watch again? What? Full House. Oh I don't think I could ever watch that show because I watched it so fucking fast.

SPEAKER_00 48:29

Oh, I see. I know that's me and Brady Bunch.

SPEAKER_04 48:32

I love the Brady Bunch.

SPEAKER_01 48:32

Do you remember the song I was singing the other day?

SPEAKER_04 48:34

What?

SPEAKER_01 48:35

If every word I said could make that.

SPEAKER_05 48:40

He sang that to Becky, huh? Forever.

SPEAKER_04 48:43

Nobody was getting engaged. Forever. No, they were already married. Oh, that was the anniversary. Famous in Japan or whatever. Was it their anniversary? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 48:52

I don't know. But that's funny.

SPEAKER_01 48:56

Fill your heart with joy at singing.

SPEAKER_04 49:00

Forever. And then he had like a gospel background, didn't he? Like the gospel singers.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

Forever! I'm so happy loving you. I didn't think I'd know it, did you? Oh my god. That's hilarious. I walked down the aisle to that.

SPEAKER_00 49:22

Oh no. Shit. Then I'll keep singing on the brain much.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

Oh, you know how I saw that? Because there's these two guys, he'll sing with like singers. They're really, really good singers.

SPEAKER_04 49:33

I for I don't know what their names are. I never pay attention. But he was singing that song with them.

SPEAKER_00 49:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 49:38

Yeah, that was good. Anyways. That's hilarious. The next one is ranch is overrated.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

No, absolutely not. Fuck not. No, you need ranch for everything.

SPEAKER_05 49:49

Fry's pizza. I could put ranch on everything and sour cream. Mm-hmm. If I could.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

Mm-hmm. I love both. Yeah. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 49:57

People who don't like ranch or sour cream, I don't understand.

SPEAKER_04 50:00

Well, it's their taste buds. It ain't their fault. It's weird. They just don't have the taste for the bud. I mean for the ranch. But I love ranch on let me see. Definitely my pizza. Yeah. Definitely my um well, I don't like it so much in fries because I like ketchup. I'll dip my ranch in fries. What else is a good ranch or veggies? Dipping your veggies in it. It's like good with everything.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

Taco salad. Mm-hmm. That we make. We put some ranch on there.

SPEAKER_04 50:28

We do. Okay, next. Texting is better than calling. Only when I don't feel like talking. Ah, which is me majority of the time, unless I voice, then I'll talk. But like when I get to talk to me. I do like conversating with people that I haven't talked to in a long time. That's what I'm saying, because I don't really have a lot of friends. So the few that I talk to we keep in touch, like I'll be on the phone with them for like two hours getting caught up. And that I enjoy. But other than that, I'm a quick little doop-b-di-dip do. Just text me. I don't know why because sometimes I just don't want to talk at all. I don't know if it's just the way of the world. Maybe the COVID ruined it for us. I mean, I talk on the phone for a living, but I don't love it. Well, not no more, bitch. Yeah, not no more. I do get I did find another job. Why is saying bitch so great? I love it. Not no more, bitch. But it's just not my favorite word. Is it I know I wonder if it's just not a good look for us because here I am, this old ass lady, all I do is talk. But talking and swearing and everything else. Oh, it's just part of our vocabulary. Who the fuck cares? Bitch. Okay. The next one is a four-week work week would make everyone more productive. Oh, I agree. Because you No, let me tell you something. This is why we should have a four-week work week. All right. The economy would be much better because we would have time to buy shit, go places. Exactly. We would be thriving.

SPEAKER_02 51:51

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 51:52

Rested.

SPEAKER_02 51:54

Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 51:55

More capable of buying shit.

SPEAKER_02 51:57

More focused.

SPEAKER_04 51:58

More time to buy shit that we don't need.

SPEAKER_02 52:01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 52:02

Because basically you have one day to sleep in. And that would create more jobs for people. You have one day to sleep in, do whatever you want, and then or your weekend, your two days to do whatever, and then you have one day to do chores, like, you know, shop and buy your shit. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 52:16

One day to shop for fun, one day to shop for food, one day to shop.

SPEAKER_04 52:19

Jeez, who wouldn't vote for four-day work weeks? Who the fuck wouldn't vote for that? If you wouldn't, you're fucking weird. I know. I mean, we die if it's a not die, but we die of excitement when then we're having a three-day weekend. It's like the world is just so great. Well, I want that every week. And that would create more jobs for people. Wouldn't it? Yeah. Exactly. And I want the same pay and a four-day work week, eight hours a day.

SPEAKER_00 52:41

That's all anybody needs.

SPEAKER_04 52:42

Exactly. Period. Period. Like who the fuck came up with this 40-hour work week shit? I I think we tell it said before that it was like a six-day work week or some shit. Or every day. Before in the past, and then someone changed it to five. Well, whoever did that needs their ass whipped, and whoever changed it, thank you. Should have changed it to four.

SPEAKER_00 53:01

We're getting there.

SPEAKER_04 53:02

Okay. The world is actually flat.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

It's round.

SPEAKER_04 53:07

But who cares? The earth is round. Like, what would that do for us? Like, how does that change conspiracy theory? I know, but like, even if it was flat, how does that change anything? I don't know. Right. I guess when we die, we'll find out if it's flat or not, and if we'll be surprised or not. I just don't get how that would change anything. I don't know. I just feel like it's round.

unknown 53:31

But like, who cares?

SPEAKER_04 53:32

I know. Yeah, I don't have to argue with that. Like, why would you sit there and study that? Because you just didn't want to know. But like, anyways. Aliens aren't real. Oh no, they are. We all know it. 1,000 million percent real. We all know it. They just don't want to show them to us because we'll be scared. And then, God, I'll be thinking shit's gonna be popping out of the bushes like I already do. Every time I go on a walk, I get startled if I hear something. Oh my god, she fucking jumps. She jumped ten feet when it was a poor little cat and I scared the fuck out of it because I jumped. Peach, what the hell? Hey, I don't need no coyotes or snakes. The coyote ain't gonna do nothing to you. Alright. Anyways. But um no, there's aliens. There's probably bitches. Oh yeah. I was watching this TikTok and this guy was like, I forgot where he was. Maybe they roam in the night. That's why we haven't seen him. There was this guy, while uh I forgot where the fuck he said he was. I should watch the video again. But he was talking about the Nordic aliens. Oh. And their white, pale, blonde hair. Wow. And they were like protecting him. They were like, don't go this way. And then because he was like in the forest somewhere or some shit. And he was like, okay, he didn't. He turned the fuck back around. I sure wouldn't run as fast as I could. Uh-huh. I'd be so fucking scared. Did he talk English? They talked English and said turn around or telepathically. No.

SPEAKER_01 54:47

English.

SPEAKER_00 54:47

They jump in his mind to go, turn around.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

Every now and then again. Okay, the next one is ketchup ruins everything. Oh, hell. That is my opinion.

SPEAKER_00 54:58

Yeah, no. I love ketchup. I want ketchup and fries. I want ketchup on my burger.

SPEAKER_04 55:02

I just don't like plain ketchup. I'm not gonna eat it with nothing. Well, I don't I mean, I like it how I make it with the barbecue sauce.

SPEAKER_00 55:10

Oh yeah. Because it doesn't taste like it. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 55:14

But if it's I'm dipping my shit in it, absolutely the fucking. I like it and it's on my burger. Get it the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_02 55:19

I love it. I love ketchup and fries. That's my main thing for ketchup.

SPEAKER_04 55:23

See, it's not weird. How do you love it? And I don't know. You love peanut butter, I'm not that crazy about it. It's weird. It's making me gag thinking about it. Yeah. I love ketchup. I only have a few more here. Winter is the best season. Well, now that I'm don't like being hot, I kind of like I like fall. I like spring spring and fall. I like spring and fall the best. And I like I don't hate winter, but I don't love it.

SPEAKER_02 55:48

I don't mind it. I like it. Okay, this is how I like winter. I like it to be crisp. Sunny and crisp. That's how I'll take my winter. I don't want it to be rainy and cold. I like it. I need the sun out and I can handle the cold.

SPEAKER_04 56:03

Period. Yeah. Summer. I like summer, but I don't like it blazing balls. Yeah, so far so good. Not gone wood. I know. We've had a great summer so far. Okay. The next one is boneless wings are not wings at all.

SPEAKER_00 56:17

No, because there's no wing in it. I couldn't agree fucking more. Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:23

Just call them that because they're small. They're chicken nuggets. Yeah, no shit. They're fucking chicken nuggets. Now don't just say bone in is a wing. Yeah. Chicken wing. Yeah. Bone wing.

SPEAKER_00 56:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 56:38

I mean bone in.

SPEAKER_00 56:39

Or drum it.

SPEAKER_04 56:40

Yeah. If you will. We love the drummettes. Now don't fucking say, let's go to Buffalo Wild Wings and get a fucking boneless chicken. You're getting nuggets. Yeah. Just order chicken nuggets at that point.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

Period.

SPEAKER_04 56:56

Piss me off.

SPEAKER_00 56:57

And if you're going for wings, you need the bone.

SPEAKER_02 56:59

It's wings. Wings. You're going for nuggets, go to Chick-fil-A.

SPEAKER_01 57:05

Just keep it. Period. Okay. This is the last one for today. It's been a nice long episode. You're welcome. The movie is always better than the book.

SPEAKER_00 57:16

No, absolutely not. And the reason being is because your mind can make it the way you want it.

SPEAKER_04 57:21

Now, now a movie can be as good as the book, but reading the book is always better than a movie.

SPEAKER_05 57:28

Now don't you think the book is better? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:32

What what do you read that's better? You don't even read. Um, I have. There's been books. Judy Blue. She's Barnes and old books. I read her book and everyone. What did you say? Yeah, she's still making books down. I said she should be making adult books by now. But I liked her book better than the movie, and the movie was cute. No. But what movies have I seen? I'm waiting for the day that they make um what? Or uh what's it called? Those books that I collect. The um the pumpkin patch farm. No, what the fuck is it called? Uh the fuck. Strawberry patch. This one? The Christmas tree farm. Oh, the shortcake. The pumpkin spice cafe, that's it's called. Well, wasn't something called strawberry shortcake? Yeah, that's another one. I need the special edition ones.

SPEAKER_01 58:20

Those are the ones I'm starting to collect. I have the um the pumpkin patch spice one, whatever the fuck it's called, and the Christmas tree one. I need the cinnamon bun because that one comes after the pumpkin spice. Ugh, but I haven't been able to find it.

SPEAKER_05 58:34

Or it's like hella expensive.

SPEAKER_04 58:36

Because it's a collector's piece. Anyways.

SPEAKER_02 58:39

Lovely.

SPEAKER_04 58:39

They'll probably come out with it again in the fall. But they're so good, and they remind me of reading a Hallmark book.

SPEAKER_02 58:46

Oh, that's cute.

SPEAKER_04 58:47

Or movie. Yeah. Whatever. You get what I mean. But the little spicy. But they're all spicy, yes, and that's what I love. Gotta have it.

SPEAKER_05 58:53

And there's a little mystery to them, too. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 58:56

Not like scary or anything, but like so good. And that, so obviously. Waiting for all that to come out. Yeah. And then the Carnival or Caraval series, Carnival, whatever you want to call it. I want that to be a movie because I think it's going to be better than the books. Because the books are fucking ugh. They drag on. And I hated it, but I had to finish it because I didn't know what happened. But anyways. Oh, nice. So some I feel like could be better in a movie. Well, let's name one that you think a lot of people know.

SPEAKER_02 59:26

That was a book and it's a movie.

SPEAKER_05 59:28

Um that you don't think was better.

SPEAKER_02 59:31

Oh, that shit's way better than a fucking I don't even know if I could read that book. Well, I guess it would be even better than that.

SPEAKER_04 59:39

Well, yeah, because you can picture it. Damn, and I can do some things in my mind.

SPEAKER_05 59:42

It's already a little I started reading it.

SPEAKER_04 59:44

Yeah, you could do some things in your own mind now. Let me tell you. Yeah, that was good. I know. I don't read that much. What a shame. I have to be very interested. I just like romance books. Like I have to have some stimulation, and that's the way to stimulate me.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:01

I bet it is, bitch. I bet it is.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:03

You gotta let your freak flag fly, you know what I'm saying? But yeah. So that's all for this week's episode. On the top of the finish reading some of the books. I like have books that I've half started. But I just get easily distracted. But I'll circle back.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:22

I'll circle back around.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:24

Anyways, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:26

I really liked the Daisy chain. No, what the fuck was it called? I loved it. I read it in like two days. I know, and I started reading it. It's so good. The Daisy's Sundays on Daisies or something. Daisies on Daisy. Sundays on a Daisy. No, Daisy's on Sundays. Some fucking shit like that. It's so good. But yeah. And I picked up the other one, the um Oh fuck, I don't even know what the fuck that one's called, but it's blue. And it's not as good as the other one, I'll tell you that. Oh. I know. But whatever. Anyways, if you're reading, let us know what you're reading.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:01

Send us a voicemail, a comment, a text, whatever the fuck you do.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:06

Okay. Thank you. And thank you. And don't forget to like, rate, and subscribe, share us with your friends and fam. Stay tuned for the word of the week. Stay tuned for Cindy's titbits. Um, and we'll talk to you next week. Chow.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:19

Keep it classy, sassy and smart assy bitches. Oh my god, tell me it was even recording 'cause I'll die.